Wimmen

Even the lonesomest, desperate and ignorant cowpoke knows certain things about a woman.

If you feel you must compare her to another, make damn sure it elevates her and does not denigrate her.

i.e. "You're much prettier that Scarlett Johannsen" or "You're a much better cook than my mother".

The dumbest cowboy would never say something to a $2 whore like "You're worse in the sack than my new goat".

But consequent to generation after generation of first-cousin marriages, one can pretty much expect the result of what happens when less than two brain cells can rub up against each other.

The sad, sad story of Stuart Pid

KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - Malaysian doctors have reattached a man's nearly severed penis after his first wife, enraged by his comparison of her sex skills with those of his younger second wife, decided to chop it off with a kitchen knife.

The man, a 43-year-old Indonesian worker in southern Johor state, was lying in bed with his 48-year-old wife talking about his newly wed second wife, who is in her 30s, when the incident happened, the New Straits Times newspaper reported.

Despite his shock and pain, the man managed to pull on his trousers and ride his motorcycle to a nearby hospital, where doctors had to put in 11 stitches to reattach the organ.

The man later complained to police, who arrested the woman and plan to charge her with voluntarily causing grievous hurt with a dangerous weapon, which carries the penalty of a three-year jail term and a fine, the newspaper reported.

In the US she'd be featured on Inside Edition and Entertainment Tonight not to mention a guest spot on Jay Leno.

I'm not terribly impressed with the wimmen's movement in the West--horrible statistics of abortion, for instance. But a little bit of that movement might just propel the Muslim world out of the 7th century.

This is a turnpost.